Dee Effin Karaoke Hot Spot: “LET’S GET IT ON” this valentines day

As Marvin Gay would say, LET’S GET IT ON! WOOOHOOO, LETS GET IT ON. COME ON BABY!

February is the month of love!  And if you’ve been following my articles, you know I lay out the bad along with the good. That said, and knowing that it’s LOVERS month, I will try to keep it light!  But this might get a little sexy, so if you have kids, especially boys, don’t  have them read this unless you want someone’s parents knocking on your door saying, “Your son just seduced my daughter and they are way to young to be doing what I caught them doing! What the hell are you teaching your kid anyway?!

But first, let’s talk about some effin things I still cant figure out!

Couples change. It seems for most couples, the longer they stay together, the more they take each other for granted.  Lets break this down into three parts as follows:

 

1. When you first got together, you did it all the time! (SEX)

When you first got together, OM effin G! Both of you where always on your best behavior, sweet and gentle to each other, always made sure you had gum, fresh breath, etc. You held hands, you would kiss anywhere and it didn’t matter who was around. You would lock lips, thrust your tongue into her mouth, and time would fly by.

You used to “do it” in the car, in the woods, on a boat, on a train, or a plane, on the beach, in an elevator. You even figured out ways to do it while you were driving! Hell, some of you would do it in plain sight, with people all around, but only you two knew what was going on. Anyplace you could do it, you did.

Remember going out to dinner or karaoke and complimenting each other on your songs? You sang of love, and loved to listen to each other sing.

Admiring anatomical features, exchanging comments, “cute nose, sweet ass, beautiful eyes”. You spent loads of money on surprises and little gifts just because.

Phone conversations might have sounded something like this (if no one was around):

“What’s that baby?”

“I said I love you.”

“Oh yeah, but I love you more!”

“No, I love you more!”

“But I love you the most!”

“No, I love you the most!

“You hang up first.”

“No you.”

“No you.”

C’mon, we’ve all been there, you remember! Being so head over heels in love that you didn’t miss a day together, always hand in hand, and life was grand.

 

2. After a while, “We do it… sometimes.”

Then, anywhere from 3 to 20 years later…

You still love each other, but much too busy to “do it” anymore. Either one, or both of you are tired, and WHAT? Have sex in the car?! No way! We live together, let’s just do it at home.

Kisses have turned into the Planet of the Apes peck and only happens now when one of you are leaving for the day, and sometimes, not even then. Gone are the long French kisses. Oh and by the way, “Do you have gum? Your breath stinks.”

Oh shit, I forgot a card and didn’t get anything for Valentines Day. I guess we could grab some dinner and sing karaoke.

You still go to dinner and even karaoke, but now it’s down to about twice a week. And sometimes you’re not even together!

He squeezes the toothpaste in the middle and it just pisses you off. You rarely ever hold hands in public anymore. You’re complimenting perfect strangers more than you do each other now.

“OMG, she is singing that song again?”

Phone talk: “Can’t come to the phone, please leave your name and number I will call you back. BEEEP.”

Sex, what’s that? Neither one of you know how to get it started anymore!

 

3. From now on, let’s get back to making LOVE! WooHoo! Let’s Get It On!

Start before Valentines day. Tell your partner every day, “I Love You”.

Compliment your partner often, telling them they look good, beautiful eyes, nice ass, whatever.

Hold hands. Call her just to say “Hi, how’s your day going?” Set up dinner dates, and always include karaoke. Even if you don’t sing, a lot of places have a dance floor and there are some excellent singers out there.

Send text messages that say I love you, and I was just thinking about you, and some of the sexy stuff we use to do. Lets say we rent a sexy adult movie.

We need to make our women feel good, and they will do the same. Take the time to do this once a week.

Saturday before Valentines Day, get some massage oil, light some incense, and show her how important she is in your life.

A back massage and a few light kisses on the back of the neck as you work your way down should get the ball rolling.

If this doesn’t work, then pleasure yourself, go sing karaoke, and drink yourself sideways! Happy VD! “Let’s Get It On!”